derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)

Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.

by maelstr0m_X1 July 15, 2012

herpty derp

The act of failing epicly at something, especially when you forget exactly what the heck your doing in the wrong room of the house

Bob:"I just had a total herpty derp moment there."
Jim:"Wat?"
Bob:"I forgot what the hell I was doing there."
Jim:"oh."
Bob:"DERP"

by PatrickFails139 July 03, 2014

sub derp

A term signifying the class distinction between derps.

Person 1: Man, Kyle just derped out hard!
Person 2: What sub derp did his derping fall under?

by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 06, 2021

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

Derped out

When you make a really stupid mistake, or when you fall flat on your face.

Billy was derping out when he thought his lunchbox was his textbook.
John derped out after getting dizzy.
Matt's derping out!
Bob derped out!

by LAKottke June 10, 2020

Derp eye

Caused by a lack of masturbation

Krista has derp eye, must have been a while.

by Tantlocker June 22, 2019

Ka-derping

The act of being, being with, or being as close as possibly can be, of, or to a Jack.

1; Holy crap, Ka-derping is the most amazing, vigorous, complicated activity ever!

2; Madison is the Ka-derping Queen!

by Starrelle June 19, 2011