Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.

by mmmmmhm October 19, 2010

herpty derp

The act of failing epicly at something, especially when you forget exactly what the heck your doing in the wrong room of the house

Bob:"I just had a total herpty derp moment there."
Jim:"Wat?"
Bob:"I forgot what the hell I was doing there."
Jim:"oh."
Bob:"DERP"

by PatrickFails139 July 2, 2014

meh, derp

Meh, derp means oh screw you i'm not gonna listen to your derpiness.

guy1 meh, derp
guy2 how mean of you!

guy1 just shut up derp
guy2 *cries in a corner*

by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019

Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

by Kadish_W January 5, 2019

Derp eye

Caused by a lack of masturbation

Krista has derp eye, must have been a while.

by Tantlocker June 21, 2019

A Derpidy Derp

A man or female that makes dumb decisions and may all around be not smart.

Man Linda was such a derpidy derp in class today.

by InfamousJonah December 16, 2017

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018