Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

by mmmmmhm October 17, 2010

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Comrad Derp

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

by MISTER WA November 20, 2021

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Derp eye

Caused by a lack of masturbation

Krista has derp eye, must have been a while.

by Tantlocker June 22, 2019

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Ka-derping

The act of being, being with, or being as close as possibly can be, of, or to a Jack.

1; Holy crap, Ka-derping is the most amazing, vigorous, complicated activity ever!

2; Madison is the Ka-derping Queen!

by Starrelle June 19, 2011

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Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023

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