The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
Get the Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledrivermug. Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"
Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
by QuacksO July 30, 2018
Get the "Internet address" degree of too much informationmug. "Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018
Get the 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hashmug. Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
by anonymous January 26, 2024
Get the airtight 1st degreemug. Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fartmug. Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
by prathabeast April 23, 2022
Get the Useless Degreemug. Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world
Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
Get the UConn degreemug.