The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
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Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"
Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!
by QuacksO July 30, 2018
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Dave's weed.

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"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick
by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018
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When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.
First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.
by theytrynaeatcrack September 27, 2021
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A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!
He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.
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The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
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