the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006

boob defence

a way for a girl to get out of someone flaming on them, by playing with their enormous breasts, or drawing attention to them, because they are too mentally challenged to use comebacks.

"Man holly krull is always using boob defence." -Jana
"yeah, she must be the dumbest person i know." -Erick

by Jana Boatman February 8, 2008

Prius defense

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.

I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.

by Enestate March 17, 2010

debunk

to clear away lies, exaggerations, vanities, etc.

Snopes.com will most likely debunk many more political rumors during the next 4 years.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2008

defensivitivity

This word has no definition because it is not actually a word.

Jon: Mr. defensivitivity over there.
Dan: That's not even close to being a word.

by Sex_Panther October 16, 2008

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011