max’s stream delay

max’s internet was worse then mcdonalds bathroom wifi, the delay is 1-2 minutes long on a good day. we as a community need to get him better internet right away

max’s stream delay is so long by the time i responds to my comments i’ll have a whole family

by gotta let ppl know October 21, 2020

globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.

Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.

by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006

delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

by oracle March 12, 2004

delayed

A Super Smash Bros. Brawl wanter's least favorite word.

"Damn it was delayed again. Thats it. Now I have to write an angry e-mail."

by cody moore February 20, 2008

delayed

its just like calling someone retarded, except, its still politically correct, so start using it until they have to find another politically correct term to call the delayed people. like "mentally slow paced"

: See that guy that's saying he's strong like hulk?
: yee
: Fucker's delayed.

by well....fuck May 9, 2008

Rain Delay

The act of getting hot and sweaty while engaging in adult activities. Which causes you to be late for a prior engagement.

I had to call a Rain Delay without getting out of bed due to being soaked from sweat.

by RueRue August 26, 2013

Urban Decay

Shitting on a dead homeless person. While downtown in the city of your choice.

Hey guys, I'm gonna do some Urban Decay in downtown Los Angeles. brb.

by Urban Decays June 16, 2022