Dawson's mom

A sexually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. I'm packing 13 inches, so she couldn't handle it. Also known for making copious amounts of pourage and playing with Reggie's testicles like they were the last pair of testicles on earth.

Dawson's mom let me take a dump on her chest, then asked for seconds.

by Mcurtiss December 15, 2008

dawson

A Dawson is an event that was worthy of the serie Dawson's Creek. Love triangle, cheating etc... involves people being really pissed and a lot of drama.

Guy 1 - Why do you always do Dawsons at parties?
Guy 2 - I had no other choice, his girlfriend was really into me.

by diab0li November 26, 2011

awesome dawson

A cool dude that's so awesome you'll deny it!

"BROHAM, DID YOU SEE AWESOME DAWSON? HE'S SO AWESOME"

"yeah but he's not that awesome"

"BROHAM, YOU'RE JUST IN DENIAL"

by AWESOME DAWSON BOI May 23, 2016

Shane Dawson

A nigga who nuts on cats

Dude did you just fuck the cat?!?? Are you a fucking Shane Dawson!?

by nigman69 March 20, 2019

Dawson

An absolute beauty. A MONSTER in bed;). Such a beaut that he will buy you gifts in fortnite😍

P.S. he kinda quirky doe😳

Dawson is an ABSOLUTE BEAUT!

by SeeMacIsWhack2 July 25, 2019

Dawson

v. to consume alot of alcohol and jizz your pants while grinding with someone at a party or social event

Guy 1: dude why'd u stop grinding with her she was hot?

Guy 2: i dont know she just stopped and slapped me

Guy 1: (examining guy1's pants) Holy shit dude did you dawson?

by mtpirko December 27, 2009

Dawsen

Dawsen is the retarded way how to spell Dawson

Gay Bob: Hey did you know that Jess named her son Dawsen?
Shit Pants: Yeah, what about it?
Gay Bob: Well she named Dawsen with a "A" not an "O".
Shit Pants: Oh god, so that means Dawsen is retarded. Only if Jess named him with a "O".

by PooDic November 26, 2018