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David

David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock
by Terra Reko November 2, 2021
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David

a nigga that beats his dick every day
by jsvremm November 21, 2021
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David

David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
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David

David is a good husband for Denisha.
David is a good husband for Denisha
by jatpun March 2, 2022
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David

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.
by RaccToons October 11, 2019
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David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys
David has a huge throbbing cock
by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020
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David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.
-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!
by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018
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