Drug Portfolio

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years

I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

Drug Flies

The dark grey spots that appear in your vision, moving as if in fluid, when your eyes chase them as you try to look at them. They're, apparently, harmless blood clots caused by drinking/taking drugs.

What was that? Oh, just damn drug flies.

by jimjiminih May 23, 2011

Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug

Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.

by analasiser October 31, 2020

Drug fluffer

Someone who keeps the pipe, (bong), or (whatever apparatus being used to smoke,) hot, while smoking. Reason being, maybe, that a person is driving.

I need you to be my drug fluffer while I drive, so I can pay attention to the road.

by Shelle.belle October 17, 2021

drug dealer

a man who only wants to see you happy

yo my drug dealer is coming by, i’m gonna get the happy stuff man.

by diana john December 7, 2020

Drug store

What pharmacies used to be called before the term “drug” was related to illegal narcotics. They are still around in some places, and most aren’t limited to selling medicine. They sell stuff such as locks, chewing gum, tape, and sometimes frying pans! They are a common place for small children with red hats to buy yo-yos.

When I got the flu, I needed to turn my prescription in to the only drug store in the state because my doctor is strange and still thinks that he’s in the 90s.

by Kopper0625 January 25, 2020