Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.

Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*

by suryothomere August 11, 2020

drug canary

Someone who samples a drug before someone else, to make sure it's safe.

We found some potentially shady shrooms, so Robert volunteered to be our drug canary and confirmed they were totally pure.

by samsonite312 August 31, 2020

Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug

Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.

by analasiser October 31, 2020

Nick Drugs

Nick Drugs is a very strong drug taken in pills. It changes one to act very confused and changes their voice to sound very high pitch. When taking nick drugs one will often get light headed, have memery loss, chance of aids, get extremely horny, and VERY confused.

Shawn: "Hey bro, are you okay? You seem like your on nick drugs or something.

Tony: "I love nick drugs. I'm so horny I would fuck my mom and dog at the same time. Wait what's nick Drugs"

by Jab-step September 21, 2017

Drug-radio

(n.) The aural hallucination of distant music or talking experienced by the drug user after a big weekend.

"Yeah, my day has been ok, but the fucking drug-radio is doing my head in!"

by Mrs Pepperbottom November 24, 2017

dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016