dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.

Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.

by HobO_DeluxE June 6, 2014

a huge dong

what you dont have

"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"

by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017

dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.

Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.

by Mistah Know-it-all December 22, 2020

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.

Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!

by Spanky97 September 10, 2016

Dong Hater

A person that's not interested in cock

Hey bro, look at those two dong haters.

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016