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Drunken Deja Vu

The sensation of having been somewhere or experienced a location or event in the past, however the memory is blocked or hazy due to a night of complete and total drunken stupor.
Megan -- "I could swear I've been here before."
Rachel -- "You have. But you were blacked out drunk last time."
Megan -- "Oooooh. Total drunken deja vu."
by Rosie-Locks January 30, 2010
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deja du jour

The best (or first) feeling of deja vu for the day.
What a sec! This feels so familiar. This is my deja du jour.
by ksmanning March 19, 2010
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Turkish Deja Vu

n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
by 12312412 August 2, 2012
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confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life
man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week
by magister artium August 8, 2008
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Dirty Deja

When a woman gets shit rubbed all over her, then proceeds to get cleaned off by old men.
Guy 1: man my sister stinks today.

Guy 2: Oh sorry man, me and my friends gave her a Dirty Deja last night.
by Jaday250 October 11, 2019
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Deja la mariconeria

(Spanish) The literal translation is "stop the gayness," although the term is not always directed at ones sexual orientation, rather it is usually directed at someone's specific actions that could be interpreted as feminine; however it is not always directed specifically at feminine actions or mannerisms, it could also be directed at stupidity.

See also: mariconeria
David: *Enters bathroom*
Jose: Hey man, deja la mariconeria!
David: Sorry I didn't know you were in there man!
by avizun October 14, 2019
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¿Me dejas esto?

Spanish for 'Can I borrow this?'
¿Me dejas esto, señor?
by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004
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