by nattty March 6, 2008
Get the ya figga deal me mug.A website which features a single item every day, generally at a lower than average cost. This item is generally available for 24 hours, or until it is sold out (whichever comes first). Often, "deal a day" sites focus one one category of merchandise such as electronics.
David: "Dude! Check out the surround sound system I got from woot.com!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"
Billy: "What's woot.com?"
David: "Only the greatest 'deal a day' website EVER!"
by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008
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Non-deal Deal
These are everywhere. They are so-called “special offers” or “amazing discounts” designed to make you feel like the company offering the “deal” is doing you a massive favour but are actually making you spend more money than you would normally.
“Buy one – Get one free” or “up to 50% off selected products” (Please get a magnifying glass out at this point and read the microscopic print, i.e. the terms and conditions). T &Cs usually state a short redeem date, a minimum spend (10% off if you spend £100 or more – what kind of fuckin offer is that?) usually on something you don’t really need or want, like flowers or big cases of wine, products you don’t usually buy, things like glasses, or at a shop you never go to that much, like Halfords, Ann Summers, Threshers and M&S.
These are everywhere. They are so-called “special offers” or “amazing discounts” designed to make you feel like the company offering the “deal” is doing you a massive favour but are actually making you spend more money than you would normally.
“Buy one – Get one free” or “up to 50% off selected products” (Please get a magnifying glass out at this point and read the microscopic print, i.e. the terms and conditions). T &Cs usually state a short redeem date, a minimum spend (10% off if you spend £100 or more – what kind of fuckin offer is that?) usually on something you don’t really need or want, like flowers or big cases of wine, products you don’t usually buy, things like glasses, or at a shop you never go to that much, like Halfords, Ann Summers, Threshers and M&S.
Me – Wow up to 50% off –let’s open this envelope and see what I can save money on!
OMG! It’s half price on a holiday to a private island on Dubai! Hmm, well I was going to go to Greece on a self-catering deal but let’s read on….. OK (squints at small print) – Must spend minimum of 1.5 million pounds/dollars etc, must be redeemed and holiday booked, within 2 weeks and holiday must be taken within 4 weeks. Travel insurance, spending money not included, meals not included, flight not included, must use pay toilet/bathroom and 30% service charge on all room service, meals in restaurants etc.
Oh OK that’s great – I’m saving 50%!!
OMG! It’s half price on a holiday to a private island on Dubai! Hmm, well I was going to go to Greece on a self-catering deal but let’s read on….. OK (squints at small print) – Must spend minimum of 1.5 million pounds/dollars etc, must be redeemed and holiday booked, within 2 weeks and holiday must be taken within 4 weeks. Travel insurance, spending money not included, meals not included, flight not included, must use pay toilet/bathroom and 30% service charge on all room service, meals in restaurants etc.
Oh OK that’s great – I’m saving 50%!!
by MissM July 11, 2005
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by booshmaster April 25, 2003
Get the sweet deal mug.Contrary to many of you alls beliefs a Drug Dealer could be anyone. Successful drug dealers actually don't fit the "Norm" description. Normally the low dirty trashy dealers don't get far in what they do because they are not educated enough to keep the ball turning. A good drug dealer runs the streets or college campus in a business like form using micro-economics or proven statistics to enforce a safe and gurantee'd profit. A good drug dealer knows his limits. Meaning that if the kid is a fien you don't sell him enough to overdose or cause bodily harm that effects the rest of his life.
Yea my friends a drug dealer; goes to a Division I college out of state and is making insanely good grades and had a scholarship for wrestling. He came from a good family in the suburbs and he sells weed but thats only because in college it's a hobby not a life threatening addictive drug. He makes money and some people are haters and that's why he'll always get further in life then they did.
by Jonkel123 July 10, 2009
Get the Drug Dealer mug.Used to sarcastically act like you aren't trying to brag about something that isn't worth bragging about. Should make it seem like you are bragging about it. Usually said in a sarcastic tone. Not to be used when something actually is a big deal.
Starbucks lady: "Total is $4.23"
Me as I hand her $4.23: "Exact change, no big deal"
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Girlfriend walks in, me on the computer
Me: "Just checking the spiderman forums, no big deal."
Me as I hand her $4.23: "Exact change, no big deal"
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Girlfriend walks in, me on the computer
Me: "Just checking the spiderman forums, no big deal."
by ProbablyBetterThanYou June 22, 2009
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