cunted

fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked

check his eyes....he's 'cunted'

by ana cooper March 19, 2003

cutter

a person who feels they have to take their pain away by taking it on themselves

mi friernd has been in the hospital countless times and is suicide he is a cutter

by ihatenumetal June 3, 2006

cock cutters

braces. potentially dangerous for a male during oral sex.

She looked like she would give good head, but I'm scared of those cock cutters!

by steven17 January 8, 2008

carrot cutters

Large, protruding front teeth similar to those of a rabbit.

"Did you see the carrot cutters on that guy?"
"Yeah. Those are some awfully big Chiclets for such a small pie hole."

by D Breezy February 3, 2009

cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.

Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.

by Magallanes July 11, 2010

Lettuce Cutter

Slang term for a machine gun.

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!

by William J J T October 29, 2010

parfait poopy cutter

aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.

ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy

not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two

by brometheusTHEsnazer August 19, 2010