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Cumb

The combination of "cum" and "crumb". Usually created in the act of wiping the cum off from your manhood with a Kleenex, then immediately, or soon after, wiping off some crumbs (probably Nabisco brand Chocolate Chip Cookies with 25% Reduced Fat) off of a surface with the said Kleenex; creating Cumb. Not recommened for consumption, unless you're a chick. That is totally fine.
Dude, is that Cumb in your wastebasket?
Uh, you mean cum? Probably.
Nah, I think I see some cookie crumbs in it, too...
by Brianysus April 23, 2011
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cubs

Cashed Up BogunS.....mainly B listed celebs and people who have heaps of $$$ but no taste what-so-ever......
Well in Australia, our fav CUBS are 20 somethings - Lleyton & Bec Hewitt....he plays comp tennis - well thats his excuse and she is a B rate ex-soapie actress who rides on his fame? They have recently had a child and write a diary on "parenthood"....too much cash and no taste at all....An American version would be Paris Hilton...need I say more?
by Cappy_69 May 1, 2006
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cubs fan

Person who follows every fad and trend, thinking it makes them hip, and gives them a group to identify with.

Interchangable with "jimmy buffet fan".
"You want to get something to eat?"
"Sure. Where?"
"There's a new cupcake place on Clark."
"Quit being such a cubs fan, and let's get a burger across the street."
by chibob441 December 19, 2011
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cumb

Abbreviation for "chuckling under my breath." Used when something is mildly amusing; tickles your funny bone.
Mike: So I was making out with this girl the other day, and I got this massive cramp in my leg and fell off the bed!
Caity: cumb
by CaitTheGreat June 30, 2008
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crumbs in the butter

Fast food remnants that get lodged in unwanted crevices while having anal sex in a vehicle, typically while wearing a Snuggie.
I was really going at my wife's ass in the car the other night, wearing a zebra Snuggie, until the crumbs in the butter chafed my dick.
by analymouse January 21, 2010
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cumass

a word in replace of dumbass or cum in the ass; someone who likes anal; one who likes sperm going up into their inner asshole
"wow that bitch is a real cumass"
"that girl likes it like a cumass"
by ilovecum123 December 23, 2013
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cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.
That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.
by jester May 16, 2003
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