crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.
Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.
by carebear666 July 14, 2015
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crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum
Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry
by Mafrackincrackin September 01, 2015
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crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe
hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker
by lolzorpoop September 08, 2010
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crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.
Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.
by O and A pest from AZ February 06, 2015
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crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego
man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego
by wickedwade August 10, 2011
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Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.
by Tron Bobcat February 25, 2010
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crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 14, 2017
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