distorted croger

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x

I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger

by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

National Crocs Day

National Crocs Day! Wear crocs and slap anyone who does not wear them!!!

It is national Crocs Day Bitches!!!

by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019

Saltwater Crocs

When one wears crocs and socks together, always in 4-wheel drive mode.

Jeez, socks and crocs? Rocking the Saltwater crocs are we?

by Thatotherretailsalesguy July 10, 2021

red crocs

the superior color of croc

Red crocs are cool.

by bageldestroyer July 29, 2023

dropping your croissant

a stereotypical reaction when getting jump scared.

friend: *jump scares*
me: "aaAAAHH staaahp I could've dropped my cRoISsAnT!1!!" (*dropping your croissant*)

by black_guy_with_a_croissant January 15, 2019

Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

by IndianWarlord2 May 5, 2019

Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022