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Crocopile

An orgy consisting of individuals wearing crocs. When a group of persons sporting crocs agree to have an orgy. They wear nothing but the crocs, of which are of a various assortment of bright and irritating colours. It looks really silly.
Andy: I heard you went to an orgy. I'm jealous!
Rob: Dude, it was a crocopile. I barely escaped with my life!
Andy: Holy shit!
by Jet_Al0ne January 14, 2013
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crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.
by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018
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muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.
Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!
by finkystingers September 1, 2011
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Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008
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chocolatetwatwaffle

Insult in reguards to someone who is an idiot, moron, ignorant or not smart. May be used a just a name to call someone who you do not like.
You are a chocolatetwatwaffle! You CTW!!
by M Ketterman December 10, 2009
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chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"
by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010
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Chocolate Rain Bomb

When a person puts on the song Chocolate Rain on full blast on their friend's computer speakers and then immediately runs out of their friend's home.
I can't believe Shane Chocolate Rain Bomb-ed Joey! The funeral's Tuesday.
by TheGreatSpritzingFuck August 27, 2010
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