Croaker

Someone who is about to die or just died (they're about to croak)

The croaker's last goal was to visit every state in the United States

by TheCroaker July 24, 2022

croaker soaker

A very massive wet poop, which is usually really smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound it makes, when filling up the pot. Croaker soakers usually happens when someone consumes baked beans.

When Bob pulled his hammy off his work truck, he had to take a massive croaker soaker.

Woah dude, be right back. Got to take a gigantic croaker soaker upstairs.

by Aconnelly16 January 28, 2023

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

croakering

When ur name is jason and u want to tell people ur making a game name the croaker

Botscoutt: Hey jason wanna vc
Jason: Nah man im croakering

by Botscoutt March 24, 2023

crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023

Croaker

The greatest person ever. He has a splendid tumblr blog with many intriguing posts. He has three children named "Muppet Jr.", "Vriska Two", and "Bloodshadow". Also goes by "The Muppet Joker". His followers as a group are named "Croaker's wacky muppetfriends".

"I love reading Croaker's blog."

by ninecandles August 4, 2024

Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023