Crippin

Retarded Suburban kids who tie dumbass blue bandanas around their ass thinking their "gangster"

Gavin: Yoo waddup cuz I'm fleekin wit da blue rag I'm straight crippin
Me: Stfu you fucking retard you look like a rat with a blue tail

by Red (Poppin) Blue (Droppin) April 20, 2024

CrappingMaw

Someone who has a habit of having naked people sit on their face and eating their shit

Person 1 "At least I am not a CrappingMaw"
Person 2 "You can't say shit you lick Crapping Maws"

by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024

crisising

To plan or conspire to create a crisis/chaos to some end.

Tonight at the prom lets do some crisising and make them lose their shit.

by lone_wolf32 May 6, 2025

Crippin-tons

A community of intelligent crips.

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.

by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025

de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.

Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.

by gawthic1 June 6, 2010

ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

by thejavakat October 30, 2014

Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.

Man, I hate Hot Crapping.

by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016