Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 10, 2021

Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!

Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

Cream Pie

A name for your partner after after having anal sex, you blow your load all over their ass.

Did that feel good my little Cream Pie

by DogOfDeviance February 09, 2024

Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.

This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ July 14, 2024

Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry

She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.

by SpicyAutisticGF August 05, 2022

Cream pie

When a guy cums so much in the girls pussy that it oozes out

Jake:last night me and my girlfriend fucked and I cream pies in her pussy so much she was screaming

Dan:ohh nice man I bet she loved it

by Dickandpussy October 04, 2020