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Covfefe

Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"
You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.
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A comment Donald Trump may have misprounced on Twitter in regards to what will expel from our lungs from excess pollution in leaving the Paris Climate Agreement.
"As we exit the Paris Climate Agreement and pollution ensues, you may notice some covfefeing and breathing issues"
by Mtownslick34 June 1, 2017
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An early morning drink of covfefe
by Gpollock87 June 3, 2017
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Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
by tromba June 6, 2017
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Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.

The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
by Intomniac June 7, 2017
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Fuck everyone else. A variation of "go fuck off."

If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
Despite you being right about all the facts, covfefe.
or
I do whatever I want covfefe.
by Terrible growth June 2, 2017
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It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄
Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

Trump: I hear Covfefe

Reporter: ..
by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018
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