me gusta covfefe
by KimKardashina June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
by tromba June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Fuck everyone else. A variation of "go fuck off."
If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.
by Terrible growth June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
by Intomniac June 7, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"
You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.
by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!
by Tonalddrumpakanotme June 3, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by NeverSayItIsNotTrue August 3, 2018
Get the Covfefemug.