Company Cocksucker

someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.

someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.

a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.

“look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”

are you a company cocksucker?

by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 December 26, 2020

Conan O'Brien

8ft 7" Prepubescent Girl with a face whiter than the typical Republican voter and hair oranger than the cheesiest of cheese puffs. Known for hosting Late Night With Conan O'Brien, before moving on to The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, getting screwed by Jay Leno and NBC and then going to TBS with Conan from 2010 until 2021.

Hey, did you watch Conan O'Brien's last show on TBS?
Yeah it was sad :(
Hey, you gonna watch Jay Leno's new TBS show?

by TeamAbzy June 27, 2021

Alma Cogan

Alma Cogan (19 May 1932 – 26 October 1966) was an English singer of traditional pop music in the 1950s and early 1960s. Dubbed "The Girl With the Laugh / Giggle / Chuckle In Her Voice", she was the highest paid British female entertainer of her era. Throughout the mid 1950s, she was the most consistently successful female singer in the UK.
Albums:

* 1958 - I Love to Sing

* 1961 - With You In Mind

* 1962 - How About Love?

* 1965 - Oliver! with Stanley Holloway and Violet Carson

* 1967 - Alma
She's got the voice of an angel,too bad she died young.

If you haven't listened to Alma Cogans songs you have no idea what you've been missing...

by jukebox88 June 19, 2010

Jeep Comanche

When you build a shopping cart for going off road.

Jeep Comanche -Bro my Comanche is the best because I drove through 2" of water aired down to 2lbs at 30mph my first try!

by Build a real Jeep August 21, 2020

Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.

Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching

by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023

worse company

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure

Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.

"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"

by Canadaslang December 27, 2011