Connor resides in the North Eastern United States. It is a sizely beast that is known to refine massive amounts of illicit substances and alcohal into solid gold encrusted platinum bars. They typically are known to roam coniferous woodlands and are armed with sharp objects; Often mistaken for a Samsquanch; A nocturnal creature by nature, an encounter
will likely result in a mugging followed by violent
rape, following this act he
will then harvest your tears. During light hours they are docile in nature and can be approached safely and pet; very easily coaxed by soup, candy bars, and
children.
Justin: I got raped by a samsquanch last night, behind my
house!
Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?
Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of
vodka.
Seamus:
Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !