Piss covered bathroom floor

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.

Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.

by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022

Chocolate Covered Potato Salad

A word used when you forget the name of something that is or sounds very nasty!

This phrase would take the place of it.

"Did you just billsonate all over my chocolate covered potato salad, Billson ?

by Noptic/Dark Ritual February 19, 2004

chocolate covered chik-o-stick

you are fingering a chick in the ass and she shits on your finger and you lick it off

man that chocolate covered chik-o-stick was finger lickin good

by matt stults and tyler jones November 10, 2007

Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts

When a two homosexual males engage in such mass quantities of anal sex that their nut bags get caked with fecal matter, while in Hawaii.

Robbie and Billie loved their honeymoon in Maui...Billie wasn't fond of the "Chocolate Covered Macadamia Nuts", Robbie on the other hand, couldn't get enough!

by Rhudolph the Red-Nose December 12, 2010

Chocolate Covered Cherry Popsicle

Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle

"so she said she was hungry so i gave her a chocolate covered cherry popsicle

by Chuck Tooth February 20, 2005

converse

A company that makes shoes, famous for the chuck talyor which used to be really cool shoes, then emo kids started liking them. Now just looking at these shoes can label you as an emo.

And converse makes basketball shoes too, and even though dwayne wade wears them, they really suck.

kid:Man, these are some cool new converse chuck taylors!
second kid: EMOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CUT YOURSELF!!!!

The new conversewade shoes are god-awful ugly.

by thelegendarysuperkid May 2, 2009

conversemo

An emotional conversation, usually between couples with relationship problems.

Susie was hot, but she kept starting starting these conversemos, so I dumped her ass.

by qazwerth October 2, 2007