CEO OF COMPLAINING

When someone complains to much/ all they do is complaining

Afi is the ceo of complaining. He keeps talking while playing.

do you guys agree that Chunko is also the ceo of complaining. He keeps on barking.

by Achmedoes May 28, 2022

Complaign

Campaign of grief, pain, or discontent.

Jessica ensued the complaign against
being held accountable for her actions.

by mytmoevargas December 16, 2008

Coplaining

It's like complaining, but with the cops involved.

herp: "hey Derp I heard there was a party at your neighbors house last night."

derp: "yeah, I called the cops."

herp: "Stop coplaining"

by tk3990 September 11, 2011

company shutdown

When your company shuts down for holiday break and you use that time away to talk shit about the coworkers on your team.. work group chats should have zero activity from charger & Giants fans, and all women.

Yo Randy, since our company shutdown is this week, we should sync back up in a few weeks once I get used to not hearing from the team!

by Patriot BDC -BDP April 5, 2016

Complinsult

When someone compliments yet insults you at the same time!

I'm so happy you decided to go with your diet. You've lost a lot of weight !

Did you just complinsult me?

by LETLASTYLEYOU May 26, 2017

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

compagny

Is simply a company with drinking of champagne

Call me if you need some compagny

by Swainville December 1, 2020