The ability to give or receive sexual relief while traveling in a motor vehicle, be it on the interstate, city street, back alley, drive thru, or a toll booth.
Road head, hand/finger satisfaction, battery powered devices, internal combustion powered apparatus, road cunnilingus, relief, road comfort
by Ron Jonzin August 23, 2011
Get the Road Comfort mug.Upon having sex with a male's anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the boy is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
by Meattenheimer March 29, 2008
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(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Definition: The level of comfort you have in the ability of another person to sexually please you.
Definition: The level of comfort you have in the ability of another person to sexually please you.
by AmbsRed April 17, 2014
Get the Comfortability mug.When a man (probably homosexual) or woman drop trou, squeeze out a fart and seaman is fired from there anus - which may possibly land inside a wide-set vagina and cause pregnancy which will produce a child known as a "son of a Cumfart".
1. "Are you feeling uncumfartable?"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
by relaxingCumfartabley March 28, 2010
Get the Cumfart mug.A girl who has let herself go. One who is either aging or has a boyfriend, who is starting to get fluffy around the waist.
Nico: Hey did you hear that Alicia got a boyfriend?
Mariann: Yeah, I can tell; she's getting comfortable.
Mariann: Yeah, I can tell; she's getting comfortable.
by Mariann January 19, 2008
Get the comfortable mug.A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.
That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.
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