Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.

Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 4, 2022

Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017

Colorado Christian University

A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.

Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."

Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."

by Franklin Ovation March 31, 2009

university of colorado boulder

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE

university of colorado boulder is the sickest place on the planet

by chillar November 11, 2008

Colorado Chocolate Blizzard

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then sticking your dick in her poo-filled mouth, grabbing her by her ears or hair and shaking her head in circular motions. As seen when making a Blizzard.

Jenny had to go to the dentist after Julio gave her a Colorado Chocolate Blizzard.

by adam the first March 9, 2008

Colorado fluff and fold

When you have sex in a public laundry mat, after being in the big dryer.

That was the best Colorado fluff and fold that I ever had

by Mass-Debaters July 21, 2021

Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.

Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!

by Selorex December 18, 2012