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Colorado Speedball

The combination of a cup of over-strong (and often over-priced) pour-over coffee and a bowl of 20% TCH marijuana (or THC concentrate)
"You know man ... I just wake up, turn on C.P.R., have a Colorado Speedball, hop in my Subi, and ramble."
by tap33ater October 27, 2019
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Colorado

In which a state where there are giraffes on skis photobomb a persons video while screaming " I'M A GIRAFFE "
"Say Colorado 'I'M A GIRAFFE'
by BlueKnife75431 April 14, 2020
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Colorado

Colorado is the 38th state which joined the union in 1876 and is the eighth largest state in America. Colorado has arid deserts, river canyons and snow covered mountains. Colorado 's flower symbol is the Rocky Mountain Columbine. Colorado 's state capital is Denver,Denver is also famous for being close to the Rocky Mountains.
Kyle: Colorado is the best state in America.
Todd: No one gives a shit Kyle.
Kyle:Todd I was just saying my opinion you don't have to get so pissed off by it jeez...
Todd:Just shut up.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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colorawdog

Getting railed raw in a hammock in Colorado (usually with nothing on but chacos)
1: "Dude, I got colorawdogged up at horsetooth last night"

2: "Bro, I broke a chaco strap colorawdogging"
by Gamers69420 April 29, 2021
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Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.
Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 4, 2022
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Colemaning around

When a person aimlessly wonders around doing various tasks with no real direction.
What the hell is joe doing? He’s all over the place.

He’s “colemaning around.”
by Skylar33 December 30, 2022
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Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 10, 2023
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