by c09uhcg December 8, 2020

by The GameBoard August 23, 2014

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
by Dubiks November 22, 2018

by Cokadoodledoo456 September 19, 2022

Wow. So which hen is your cock's girlfriend?
Madeline looked yearningly at Allen. "Please! Just put your cock in my pussy!" she begged.
Madeline looked yearningly at Allen. "Please! Just put your cock in my pussy!" she begged.
by Leki Chikadee May 5, 2016

by weirdowoman April 16, 2015
