runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011

cocksucker

A name or label given to someone who is not cool.

Fred is such a cocksucker, every time he drinks he acts like a fool.

by Ellie November 14, 2002

cocksucker

A machine designed to simulate the sucking and stroking sensations felt from oral sex on one's cock.

After work, I got home and used my cocksucker to blow a load.

by MasturbAddict July 23, 2008

cocksucker

one mother fucking dumbass

Guy 1: We're going to have a round of golf lad.
Guy 2: You fucking cocksucker.

by the hott one July 24, 2008

cocksucker

Word used to describe females mouth while bitching.

Shut your cocksucker up grandma, I don't want any cookies.

by Jojwjwjejej December 21, 2013

cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.

by poQ May 22, 2003

Cocksucker

Someone who does not respond to trade requests in fantasy football in time for the players to be active for that weekends' games.

Lou is a fucking Cocksucker. He doesn't reply to my trade request for 3 days.

by FFBoy January 13, 2009