Rolling Coal

The ultimate form of cuckoldry, where hubby makes a huge black smoke Baby Reveal in traffic to announce that all the BBC Breeding Parties were finally successful.

Hubby was Rolling Coal out of 441 as he rubbed the baby bump another man had put there.

by cb757 January 04, 2024

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 08, 2023

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 01, 2020

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 19, 2018

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

snowflake in a coal mine

A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.

Shawty right there is a snowflake in a coal mine

by SovereignBlogger December 02, 2017

Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 05, 2019