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Coal

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Coal mandem 💀💀💀
by Cristo Ronald suwiii August 16, 2022
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Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.
Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.
by CommonSense.exe January 23, 2025
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coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them
you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town
by noodleschicken October 28, 2017
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solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.
Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!
by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010
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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
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Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.
My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.
by SCICT January 12, 2025
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Coal the Character

Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)
"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident
by Tayoga March 6, 2024
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