bag of coal

Something used, unwanted, or shunned.

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal

by Mugsy DiaMecha July 16, 2022

Coal idling

Preserving lit charcoal by spacing or venting to maintain a lower temperature.

I closed most of the vents on my grill and added some wood chips. Coal idling will slow the cook and let some more into the meat.

by anonymous October 1, 2025

Rolling coal

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain

I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains

by Curious~spacecraft July 2, 2024

coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them

you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town

by noodleschicken October 28, 2017

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.

Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!

by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 30, 2010

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018