Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

cleaner

it means a hitman.

i need to hire a cleaner.

by Mr.X April 19, 2005

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

by nosnar May 10, 2006

Clever Butcher

One who sneaks the meat in the backdoor. Used as wisecrack/cutdown between more than a serious description or out of anger.

You clever butcher you

by Brian February 5, 2004

Clever Hippy

A truely amazing Runescape player.

He is a legend amongst men, one of the best barrow pures and pkers in the game.

Fear him.

Player 1: OMFG THERE IS CLEVER HIPPY!!
Player 2: WOW HE IS SO COOL I WISH I WAS CLEVER HIPPY!!!

Example 2.

Player 1: wow that guy is so cool.
Player 2: yeah that's cleber happy.
Played 1: you mean clever hippy idiot
Player 2: yeah i suck ffs

by Andrew Gowerr December 14, 2008

cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006