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cleavage monster

When a man buys a tank top and wears the large one for extra cleavage.
Omg Luke's a Cleavage Monster for buying that tank top.
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Negative Cleavage

When a girl is so skinny it looks like her chest is sinking into her.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that girl? She has negative cleavage!

Guy 2: Ew, sucks for her. Can't catch any guys with that.
by tobi-roll March 15, 2010
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cleavally-impaired

a person who is female, but who is also burdened with a flat chest, i.e., small boobies
Only the Cleavally-Impaired insist "size doesn't matter!" When Saline, then Silicone, Breast Implants were approved for use in humans, (c) 2,005, millions of Cleavally-Impaired persons spent more than $10,000 each to purchase Social Leverage so they could improve their lives.
by Full House 21 June 13, 2020
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Dick cleavage

the part of the crotchal area on the sides of the lower abs that form a crease around the hip.
brad pitt had some mad dick cleavage in fight club.
by poltergyst June 25, 2008
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cleavage

Kim K shows a lot of cleavage
by Hi I like da waffles November 26, 2016
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Cleavage

This is the study of tightly packed breasts:
Not many universities accept this course,
but it all comes down to this:

Cleavage: A womens way of saying: come in my jugs are free.

This is your chance you dive in and open that butt shaped cave, the women will thank you.
Pete: Yo man wats up nig***?

Jack: Nothin much man! Some random street women cleavaged me!

Pete: HOLY F***!? Lucky bastard,

Sexy time achieved
by CleavagePhilosopher April 1, 2009
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cleavadge

The visible patch of skin that is dangerously close to the vagina seen when women wear jeans that are entirely too low-cut.
Did you see that chick on American Idol last night? I can't believe Fox didn't pixelize that cleavadge pokin' out of her pants.
by pancakes house February 28, 2008
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