Cigarette driver

A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.

Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.

by kennykenalot October 28, 2010

Cigarette

Shit made smoke-able. I dont know why someone would smoke a second cigarette after smoking their first one. It tastes like shit in your mouth, makes you cough (1st time), dosent get you high. So why would someone in their right mind keep smoking until they get addicted, and screw themselves over. It dosent make sense to me..

Person- Hey man wanna smoke a cigarette?
Me- Sure, why not.
*toke, cough, cough, cough*

Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.

by intelligentintellectual January 21, 2008

Cigarettes

Smokable cancer that is much needed to survive without doing something completely insane. Also, there is never enough at hand.

Dammit, I only have half a cigarette left.
Newports are the best cigarettes.

by Bitttchhh January 18, 2010

Cigarette

1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.

Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up! Wheee!

by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003

Cigarette Turn

The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.

Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"

by skeetbangskeet November 5, 2010

Cigarekt

Having too many cigarettes in a day, to the point that you don't want any more.

Guy 1: I'm craving a dart, you want one?
Guy 2: nah thanks I'm Cigarekt

by girtbeef October 3, 2015

Cigarettes

1.Group of under aged boys, relatively middleschool/hughschoolers who always come around asking for things on a daily basis. Usually starts by being cool with an older boy probably a dropout who gets them to skip school and loiter in shopping centers.
2.Kids who come around bothering you because you're close in age and you gave them the time of day.

Person 1:The cigarettes came by earlier.

Person 2:The fuck they want now?

by watanite201 January 6, 2018