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Mall Carney

A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.
by KJM0907 December 31, 2009
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joe carney

A giant douche. He has a little dick with three odd shaped balls. his best friends' name should be trevor who has a big dick.
Joe Carney is an annoying asshat. But his friend Trevor is cool as shit!
by assnut October 24, 2008
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Carne Asada

(noun)

1. A slang word for sexual intercourse.

2. A word to used to refer to some sexual occurrence.
1. She wouldn't give him any Carne Asada until they got married.

2. Pepe visited her late last night and she scored some Carne Asada.
by funwithfood June 8, 2009
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Carnal

Word that expresses any male friend; homie, brother.
I was drinking some 40oz. with my carnal
by ARo May 2, 2006
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carne asada tip

When a girls vagina is soo loose that it resembles a and edge piece of carne asada
Monica has a very loose looking carne asada tip... great now i cant eat meat its too gross. peeeyaah
by Hectorc March 13, 2008
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One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...
Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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carnatarian

a person that has a dietary preference similar to that of a vegetarian but with meat.
carnatarian like the opposite of a vegetarian
by stoned pooh bear November 2, 2010
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