oreo crumbler

an oreo crumbler is when you shit in a girls mouth and then jizz in her mouth

dude i gave your mom a huge oreo crumbler last night

by franco69 December 27, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

Chublet

1.Chubby, or over-weight, whinging bitch.
2.Small woody or hardon.
3.Fatter whinging bitch.

Chublet: Omgzzzz leik ur so hatful @ me

by slownick December 29, 2004

chumley

To completely ruin or mess up a simple task. To completely and utterly fail. Someone who is completely useless, a total failure.

I pulled a real chumley on that homework assignment. That friend of yours is a real chumley.

by Ca1v1n September 22, 2010

crumble

When having sex for the first time in a while (usually because you are a loser) and the debris in your pubes "crumble" and fall off/out of your pubes. Debris such as dandruff, dust, mold, dirst, and in some cases dried cum from uncontrolled masturbation events.

Girl 1: So i heard you had sex last night
Girl 2: Yeah but it was obviously the guys first time in a while
Girl1: Why, did he crumble?
Girl 2: He crumbled the whole time!

by Nick_the_Cow July 13, 2009

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

chumbler

one who is the total opposite of being humble, sincere, honest, kind. someone who is usually a conceited, stuckup bitch or ass who thinks that they are always right, totally perfect, and extra cool, while in reality they are intolerable.

Julie was such a chumbler that she started to lose all decent friends as she became more & more egotistical

by Z-gurl September 19, 2008