christapor

1. a funny and warm person, who loves to be social, and truly cares about others more than himself
2. an intelligent person who cares about the world overall and stays informed on different political situations
3. a humble type who has a fantastic beard, a great head-of-hair, and is always willing to help others

Person 1: That guy seems nice, do you know anything about him?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that dude is a total christapor!
Person 1: Which version? 1, 2, or 3?
Person 2: All versions - he's like the "Kevin" of "Christapors"

by INK2016 February 5, 2021

Christan

^^^^ LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

HE threw so hard his name must be CHRISTAN

by KITTINHO February 9, 2021

christainer

Any leftover container used to bring food to one’s partner (does not have to be named Christina but it helps).

“Dude, there’s some soup left over... do you want to make a Christainer?”

by FTMinSC April 17, 2021

Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.

"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"

by M0NEM May 13, 2021

Christain

1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.

2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.

"Angela tried to evangelize me again."

"Seriously? That girl is such a Christain."

by Ansler May 18, 2021

chrysaugonus

Golden birth!

Chrysaugonus is an ancient name

by Chrysalah November 1, 2021

christapis

The most exciting person of all time. He is super fun and not that bad at school.

Person 1: have u seen christapis
Person 2: Yes, I had orgasm when he passed me

Christapis, what an interesting idividual

by joshulalobo November 11, 2021