choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

by jeiarr December 25, 2008

chodigga

kristina spelled "michael" wrong.
chodigga isnt a word.

fuck you big losers...

by catherine April 8, 2005

choking the nun

Stroking the male genetalia repeatedly.

"I love choking the nun every night"

by nicholas charlie May 13, 2005

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

by wankachicken December 17, 2019

chodigga

My nigga hu is a chode~~~jorisch

yo wut up my chodigga wanna chill?

fo shizzle my chodizzle

by chodigga March 30, 2005

stunt coding

1. Impractical, but attention grabbing code.

2. Code written for the sake of proving a point or experimenting with a buzz-worthy new technique.

3. The Lamborghini equivalent of web development.

root: stunt casting. When a show has a guest star that is a big movie star or someone in news to draw attention.

see also: overcompensating showboating impractical

Tim: Check out this HTML5 logo done entirely in CSS.
Susan: Psh. That is just stunt coding.

by tehspork January 19, 2011