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chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
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Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.
Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!
by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014
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Chode chaser

A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!
Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.
by Sexymandingo February 19, 2017
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Chode Breath

Chode breath is the scent of someone whos breth smells like they’ve sucked a fat chode ( you can also use thks word as any insult you desire
by Didxjudpo January 20, 2019
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Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.
While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.
by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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Childe effect

The Childe effect is the effect for which everyone wants to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them, it is named after the Genshin Impact character Tartaglia "Childe" the eleventh harbinger of the fatui
The Childe Effect: wanting to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them
everyone:"wow I hate Childe!!!"
everyone after a maximum of 2 days:"I want to fuck Childe in the ass!!!"
by Balls and Balls and Cock March 1, 2021
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chodecel

A male that is forcibly celibate due to his genitalia being too girthy to properly engage in any kind of sexual activity.
Because Bob was born with a penis that was girthier than it was long, he was condemned to the miserable life of a chodecel.
by jonesiebonesie April 3, 2021
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