Brayden Charbonneau

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!

Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!

by thig69 May 2, 2019

Carson

an asshole he is considered a man slut by many and stupid by all.

Carson is such an asshole

by iupgwe February 16, 2019

The Mid Carson Coalition

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.

"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"

by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005

Carson

to have a strange obsession with pandas

Boy: Let's go see Kung Fu Panda...
Girl: Stop being a carson, i hate pandas!

by MJ Repp June 30, 2008

Carson Top

A solid, removable roof that is covered with a soft material.

New Mazda Miata's only dream of the quality of a carson top.

by johnebp February 14, 2004

carsonpalmer

Someone who is a homer for his/her favorite team. For example, a person who stacks his/her Heisman ballot with nothing but players from his/her own former school.

That unreasonable guy with the face paint is a real carsonpalmer.

by Jason White December 9, 2004

Carson

You like cock and balls eh?

Jschlatt hates stall, and Carson gets content off it

by TheGreatLogan September 4, 2019