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chi charge

A break or vacation taken specifically to cleans your inner energy (your chi) from the dirty daily tasks forced on the masses by corporate America.
Bob: Hey, Joe how was your week?

Joe: Not good Bob! I really had to slap on the knee pads for the boss this week. He was on a rampage.

Bob: Sounds like you need a Chi Charge weekend.

Joe: Ya, I already have it all planned out. Going to the cabin with the gang for hiking, fishing and a whole lotta partying
by NakeApe32 June 26, 2008
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split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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Narnia Charge

An online style of gameplay for Modern Warfare 2, where a full party of 6 people enter a 'Search and Destroy' match and 'charge' the other team whilst yelling "For Narnia!". The extremely specific, and gay, class that must be used consists of a Riot Shield, RPG (or AT-4), marathon, lightweight, and most importantly smoke grenades. The group must have a leader who predetermines the location of the next charge in between rounds, whereupon the crowd will rush and throw smokes attempting to rape as much as possible.
Elliot: Guys lets Narnia charge for the next couple of games! It will be so fun....FOR NARNIA!!!

Tim: I ammmmm......k im muting everyone, goodbye
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Nukas In Charge

A ghetto rap group that is working on some sick verser as we speak. they started in Novato Ca. but are spreading world wide.
1: Hey did you hear the new song but Nukas in charge?

2: Naw is it ill

1: Shit man you know they the illest rap group ever. Of course its banging
by Nukanukanuka March 30, 2010
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catch a charge

meaning drama of some sort or someone is going to get caught telling lies and starting drama
to much is happening someone's about to catch a charge
by words for wisdom August 2, 2017
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skin charge

yo that nigga caught a skin charge for fucking with shaquanda while she was out cold.
by Guru Satan April 4, 2012
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CHIMP IN CHARGE

{ CHIMP IN CHARGE } According to Michael Fazio a.k.a. the author of a Revolutionary new book called Angels on the Ark ~

CHIMP IN CHARGE THE CHIMP IN CHARGE is also a VERTICAL VERSION of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } according to Michael Fazio & the { CHIMP IN CHARGE } is also a descendent of CHIMPANZEES & or BABOON~ETTS ~

So according to an Atheist Congress of the current { CHIMP IN CHARGE } of the USA a.k.a. & the 44th PUSS STAIN we are all { VERTICAL CHIMPS } however there can only be 1 {CHIMP IN CHARGE } & that would be the 44th PUSS STAIN until it passes the baton to the 45th PUSS STAIN in the year 2012 ~ !
Also according to Michael Fazio the chimp in charge is also defined as an ~ANIMAL~IN~THE~WHITE~HOUSE~ BECAUSE WE ARE ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS DICTIONARY IN FACT ALL ANIMAL ORGANISMS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE OCEANS

Of coarse there are many different forms of animals including the human species also known as { VERTICAL CHIMPS } & the sub species of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } known as POLITICAL ANIMALS & these Political Animals are defined by their political ambitions & are also noted in the Encyclopedia & dictionaries as such ~a.k.a. POLITICAL ANIMALS thus effectively describing the 44th PUSS STAIN & his political cabinet of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } which also includes the sub species known as BABOON~ETTS & all of this information is brought to you by Michael Fazio.

If there are any doubts please refer to;

www.AngelsontheArk.com by Michael Fazio
by HoodWinkedbyanAngel December 9, 2010
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