Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 03, 2023

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Champagne and Shackles

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by cdubs33 October 19, 2023

Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.

"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"

by Dome luver July 31, 2022

champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.

I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.

by TheBounder November 24, 2024

Sippin that champagne

When someone is going for more despite gaining more than he originally had.

Ron - Yo you see Adam going in on that hand?
Joe - Yeah he be Sippin That Champagne right there.

by Thighs = Demise March 10, 2019

Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.

When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"

by champagnehoe June 15, 2013