weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.

Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg

by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025

big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified

“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”

by Mean mullet 69 February 20, 2021

nccer certified

Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!

I'm NCCER certified!

by James D. Brown September 10, 2020

certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.

Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?

by CCS29 October 10, 2022

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019