cattlepitism

Well, it used to be pronounced differently
back when the pit wasn't quite so deep,

to say nothing of the pendulums.

Under the tenets of cattlepitism,
it would appear that material necessities were kept scarce
at the lowest levels
in order to boost profitability for the highest ones.

The invention of electronic blips of currency,
in lieu of the actual minted variety,
made possible the removal of real value
from the commerce of the people who created it
to the digit banks of those who exploit them.

Imaginary funds were rented to the poor
while wavering economic policies
created boom and bust cycles of foreclosure
or should we say 'garage sales' of property
for the moneyed interests who,
having commissioned the rules themselves,
manage to retain their bonuses, even when times are 'tough'
for the people who move more than blips
in the course of their workdays.

by Healing Practitioner17b July 17, 2009

Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

cattleup

Rounding up a bunch of fat drunk chicks at the bar to have sex with.

Aight mang, is bout 3am, time to cattleup!

by notdavidtong July 24, 2017

catreece

a girls name

my friend catreece and i are going to the movies tonight

by that trick May 21, 2018

catterboxing

The chirping chittering sound cats make when stalking prey.

My cat was in the window, catterboxing at the birds outside.

by Maru Loo June 16, 2018

Catterie

CIDDY CAT B AHHAHAHAH

"thas a cute ass catterie" "oww mf Catterie sctratched me tf" "dont touch da cat it outta come for you"

by timmyjuniorahaha November 29, 2018