Carson

Piece of human garbage, would do anything to make you feel terrible about yourself. Goes about his day acting like a faggot and the such and sort.

Oh shit! Its Carson. That guys a faggot don't look him in the eyes...

by jeffyladinthisland August 27, 2018

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Carson

A complete asshole. Great at making dick moves.

Me: wanna share your headphones, I lost my beats
Carson: no bitch

by Enter name here15 January 14, 2017

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Carson Palmer

Its an Arnold Palmer (half tea half lemonade) mixed with Captain Morgan!! So tasty!!!

Do you want a captain and coke?

No i'll take a Carson Palmer!!

by Haynie 7 February 21, 2011

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Carson Lueders

Lyla’s Man, Shipped as Cyla.
Also known as having a dog named louie lueders

Carson Lueders Is Lyla’s Man.

by MULTIJAYDENB April 23, 2019

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1.
A person who is or behaves like Ben Carson. He usually appears to be high or drunk and is extremely under the influence of stupidity. A Ben Carson also changes his story but lies about it all.

2.
A person who ruined their reputation by running for public office. Everyone realized that they were a joke.

Example 1:
Person 1: I got accepted into Yale!
Person 2: Yeah right.
Person 1: No, I'm serious. I also got an invitation to West Point and a congratulations letter from Barack Obama.
Person 2: Sure, Ben Carson.

Example 2:
Person 1: I'm running for President!
Person 2: Cool, let's hear your ideas.
Person 1: Know Donald Trump? Well basically all of his ideas.
Person 2: Wait... so why should I vote for you?
Person 1: I'm black, got accepted into West Point, am ghetto, threw a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, I swear!
Republican: YES! I'M VOTING FOR YOU! FINALLY WE HAVE A BLACK PERSO- I MEAN A GOOD PRESIDENT.
Person 2: You're such a Ben Carson.

by YourPseudonymHere2 January 11, 2016

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