Canadas History

When you pour maple syrup all over your balls and dip them in someones mouth while pissing up their nose and shitting on a Canadian flag

Yo i just saw a video online of someone giving a Canadas History to some slut

by Peter McPeterson February 4, 2010

New Canaan

A cool place to live. Very fancy and expensive.

New Caanaan is Great.

by Hailey April 5, 2005

Canada

The country that gave us awesome stars, like Drake, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, and Ryan Gosling. They also gave us Justin Bieber.. but they can have him back.

"Omg, I love Canada."
"I know. I love their syrup."

by BieberHater11048 June 27, 2010

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Canada

a country with laid back, down to earth canucks, a place where you can walk down the street smokin a doobe! a place where the sexiest beast in the world lives.

I want to move to Canada so I can shag the beast!

by hah like I'd tell u November 7, 2004

Canada Time

A term generally used by idiots when they don't know that Canada has several different time zones, like most other places in the world. Most likely to be used by someone who is a complete dipshit, and fails at life!

We came at 9am, Canada Time, it's 11am now!

by buckinhere August 16, 2010

Canadar

Pronounced ca-NAY-dar; The ability/gift of being able to detect Canadian in other people.

Whoa, did you see that beer-swilling, hockey dork? My Canadar is going off like nuts!

by Jeff Crocker December 30, 2008