Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal the Stoner

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.

Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.

by Stealing Pallets November 01, 2023

Cal

Hottest girl who ever exist

His hottest ex
every boys crush

Ex: Cal slept with ur boyfriend last night lol

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

Cal

cal is his hottest ex she literally pull every guy
aka Heather

Ex: Cal slept with your boyfriend last night

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

Cal

short for the Irish Gaelic name Callum, meaning absolute G splitting machine. massive

"you know that cal from greyhound yeah? he cant stop splitting Gs mate"

by erinisbetteratwordle July 12, 2024

Cal

Doesn’t hate Maya

Maya’s bestfriend is Cal

by maiyxh January 06, 2022

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022