Cafeteria Christian

One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.

dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."

guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"

by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010

Cafeterrhea

n. Diarrhea induced by eating food from a cafeteria, particularly school or work cafeterias.

Person A: What's for lunch?
Person B: I dunno.
Person A: Cafeteria again?
Person B: I'll pass. I had cafeterrhea all last night.
Person A: How about lunch buffet at El Pollo Chipotle across the street?
Person B: Alright, I'll settle for quesarrhea.

by 0ps July 29, 2010

cafeteria nazi

a lunch lady at Elk Grove High School that serves you bad food, gives you a hard time, demands exact change, or trys to charge you for napkins. They are scheming to take over the world, led by the one with short black hair that look like Moe from the Three Stooges.

Run before they see you leaving through the entrance!

by Notoriously M.A.V. June 1, 2005

Piccadilly Cafeteria

A mediocre chain restaurant that attracts hoards of elderly people who seek out a dining experience featuring plastic cafeteria trays and canned vegetables. Piccadilly Cafeteria Specials include the "Dilly Plate". Piccadilly is also known by the derogatory name of "Lick My Willy" by some people.

Grandma and Grandpa love to get the senior discount when they eat at Piccadilly Cafeteria.

by LiveFromMemphis February 22, 2010

cafeteria syndrome

When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.

You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.

by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011

School Cafeteria Kiss

when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades

dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing

by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022

cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.

Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!

by Jewmania June 28, 2010