Cadet Sergeant Major

The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.

Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.

by BitterYuk September 13, 2009

CadeRaid15

noun

a furry, cumming, prevert
is into the thousands of kindergarteners inside his basement
also plays "People Playground" in real life.

adjective

sussy pervy baka daddy 1 centimeter having bitch

noun

"CadeRaid15 was cutting up the thousands, and thousands of children inside his basement."

adjective

"That dude is kinda built like CadeRaid15"

by ToBleek September 18, 2021

Cade

Cades pretty cool. He’s tall, but not to tall. He’s a total catch but always has a girlfriend so sorry hon. He’s in touch with his feminine side which makes for some great jokes. He’s hilarious and when he talks to you, he makes eye contact and widens his eyes and you can’t really look away. He’s an amazing friend, quick with a joke or a smile. Cade’s usually like ‘emo’ bands like panic! or mcr or something like that. He’s got a great singing voice and he’ll use it. He’s got curly black hair thats is so soft and he’s a great snare drum player in concert band and he’s git these pretty grey eyes. He’s committed to sports even when he isnt up to it. Find yourself a Cade. You won’t regret it. I don’t.

Girl 1: That kid Cade is so cute and funny. I think I might have a crush on him.

Girl 2: He’s got a girlfriend, his new flavor of the week.

Girl 3: But look at those gray eyes! And he’s one of my best friends!

Girl 2: Yeah thatll work out great

by Dancing Denver Girl October 18, 2018

Caden Smith

Caden Smith is nice and cute at the beginning of the relationship.. you will soon realize he is a women beater, unloyal whore, will sleep with your cousin, is a drug addict, disrespectful to his mother, will take it in the ass, has no heart and spams cringe pictures of himself on his instagram.

Corey: Why did you beat the shit out of Caden Smith?
Aaliyah: because he is an ass hole and deserves to be dead.

by suckmydick21 January 9, 2019

Caden

Chases pimp ass friend

Oh here comes Caden

by Yeetyoot February 24, 2019

Caden

HE IS A REALLY COOL GUY

WOW CADEN IS REALLY COOL!

by yrdef October 7, 2019

sket cadet general

a combination of sket, waste cadet, and general. Basically saying that they are the generals, or rulers, of waste cadets and skets. A rather serious insult.

Adam: Hey Matt, you seen that girl Emily?
Matt: No, why?
Adam: She's a sket cadet general fo' sure!

by Choikwangdo1 May 28, 2009