Canada

The 51st and largest state of the USA, Canada is full of polar bears and beer. Imports include terrorists hoping to enter the rest of the US, while exports are mainly ice, beer, polar bears, and hockey players.

Person 1: We're importing a shipment of frozen beer-drinking hockey players from Canada.
Person 2: SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!

Canada by smileyguy11 June 27, 2011

Canada

Some might say it is the Mexico of the UK. It is a country made of ice, and full of dirty ice igloos. People from this country are known as Canadians. Canadians are well known for stealing ideas, eating back-bacon, drinking syrup, and speaking broken English.

The sad pathetic Canadian with a lazy-eye cried in his dirty igloo. He was sad to be part of the shit-hole known as Canada.

Canada by P0l01 January 24, 2013

Canada

The Hufflepuff of the world

1: yo man, where you from.

2: Canada.

1: wow. that's like, the hufflepuff of the world.

Canada by AH687 November 21, 2011

Canada

America's flannel clad bitch.

Hey Canada-get me a beer and iron my shirt.

Canada by Cold Rolled May 25, 2016

Canada

A country full of people who are suffering from inferiority complexes because they are not from the United States. (see previous UD definitions)These people, known colloquially as 'Canadians' are also perplexed by the fact that the place that they find so amazing and perfect is inhabited by so few people compared to many third world, developing, and industrialized countries.

Canada is great! We promise! We aren't jerks like America!

Canada by bigblock January 11, 2009

Canada

America's friendly neighbor to the North. Sometimes (jokingly) referred to as America's 51st state.

Nice folks live in Canada. The fools above want to put down the US because of its imperialism or whatnot, so lease remember, as the last remaining superpower, we have responsibilities, eh? Just let us do our thing, and Bush'll be out of office in another year. And please, dont deny your economic dependance on your potent, albeit, arrogant friends to the South, it makes us sad and want to bomb other countries :(

Canada by Tacit Llama September 21, 2003

Canada

America's hat.

I was trying to find Canada the other day, where's it at?

Oh, did you mean America's hat?

Oh, right!!

Canada by pickettfence February 28, 2011